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asmymlivural:

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

happeninqs:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

DID THAT KITTEH JUST 

JUST HUG IT’S HEAD 

BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY 

WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH

awww

inconspicuous-pants:

LMFAO

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

thegoatjustatethemoney:

Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.

bltsl4:

your ship

THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY

queen-of-france:

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t

arkhamboundz:

demented-zone:

wicked-transparency:

the white is transparent

On black blogs it’s awesome

This should be good!

bnagbros:

a-very-weird-and-clever-boy:

bnagbros:

Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on porn

Still cheaper than most porn

wtf kind of porn do you watch